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tenzwarth's ghastly avartar tenzwarth
Joined: 23.May.2000
Jeopardy Score: -$32,000
Sex: again?
Hair Colour: Light Brown
Handed: left
Favourite Colour: red
Big Toe width: 36mm
Contact: contact tenzwarth

Animal you associate yourself with most:
Seabass, because I'm ill tempered and almost as useful as a shark with a freaking lazer beam on my head.

If you could be any colour what would you be?
A highly intelligent shade of blue.

Other information:
Dispite the distored image, I have more than one tooth in my mouth, however I am still prone to waving glasses in people's faces. 

Statistics:
   26287 total words
   18 original articles
   11 posted articles
   52% of the site-articles by tenzwarth

Articles you can blame tenzwarth for:

  1. An Authentication System in a Nutshell [1426 words]
  2. Geek Test [26 words]
  3. Millennium Problems [1256 words]
  4. Tenzwarth's Alcomahol Guide [3106 words]
  5. Video Codes [287 words]
  6. So Long and Thanks for All the Fish [414 words]
  7. The 2nd message from the 3rd world for the 1st time. [295 words]
  8. Choosing a LCD monitor [974 words]
  9. Factoids [2748 words]
  10. That time I hacked a computer with a teaspoon [836 words]
  11. The Beginning of the End? [2561 words]
  12. Dentists: Upgrade your image! [1879 words]
  13. Which Windows runs games best? [136 words]
  14. Deftly state how useful something is [1231 words]
  15. High Rate of Collisions on 100-MB Networks [141 words]
  16. A Red Dwarf Movie? [650 words]
  17. Scoring Guide to hotornot.com [769 words]
  18. Batteries 101 [468 words]
  19. Rich has no Brain! [523 words]

Articles tenzwarth thought he should inflict you with:

  1. Amazingly Simple Home Remedies [164 words]
  2. News Release: Teacher Arrested!! [170 words]
  3. 35 Tips to Keep You Safe While Typing [785 words]
  4. Witty Signs [191 words]
  5. Massage [106 words]
  6. Axis of Evil [437 words]
  7. A Matter of Taste [1113 words]
  8. A Rhose, by Any Other Name [998 words]
  9. Andy Rooney has the last word [335 words]
  10. Internet Privacy Forms Available [353 words]
  11. Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network [1909 words]

Movie Review(s):

  1. 13th Floor, The
  2. 13th Warrior, The
  3. 2 Fast 2 Furious
  4. 24 Hours in London
  5. 3000 Miles to Graceland
  6. A Knight's Tale
  7. Along Came Polly
  8. Austin Powers in Goldmember
  9. Blade Runner (director's)
  10. Boat Trip
  11. Bowling for Columbine
  12. Bringing Down The House
  13. Bruce Almighty
  14. Bulletproof
  15. Bulletproof Monk
  16. Carlito's Way
  17. Casino
  18. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
  19. Circus
  20. Club Dread
  21. Conan the Barbarian
  22. Conan the Destroyer
  23. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
  24. Core, The
  25. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  26. Daredevil
  27. Die Another Day
  28. Dude, Where's my car?
  29. Emperor's New Groove, The
  30. Fight Club
  31. Finding Nemo
  32. Foolproof
  33. Foul Play
  34. Hamburger Hill
  35. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  36. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
  37. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  38. Ice Age
  39. Identity
  40. Italian Job, The
  41. Kill Bill: Volume I
  42. Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
  43. Last Samurai, The
  44. Limey, The
  45. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  46. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  47. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  48. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  49. Love Actually
  50. Matchstick Men
  51. Matrix Reloaded, The
  52. Matrix Revolutions, The
  53. Matrix, The
  54. Me, Myself, I
  55. Meet the Fockers
  56. Men in Black II
  57. Narc
  58. Office Space
  59. Once Upon a Time in Mexico
  60. Paycheck
  61. Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  62. Princess Bride, The
  63. Raising Victor Vargas
  64. Robbie the Reindeer in Hooves of Fire
  65. Roger Dodger
  66. Rounders
  67. S.W.A.T
  68. Saved
  69. Scarface
  70. Scorpion King, The
  71. Serendipity
  72. Shanghai Knights
  73. Shape of Things, The
  74. Shrek 2
  75. Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
  76. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
  77. Spaceballs
  78. Star Trek: Nemesis
  79. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
  80. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
  81. Suicide Kings
  82. Super Troopers
  83. Swordfish
  84. Terminator 3
  85. Treasure Planet
  86. Troy
  87. Undercover Brother
  88. Underworld
  89. Une Liaison pornographique
  90. Van Helsing
  91. View From the Top
  92. Wasabi
  93. We Were Soldiers
  94. Whole Nine Yards, The
  95. Whole Ten Yards, The
  96. X-Men
  97. X2: X-Men United
  98. XXX
  99. Y Tu Mama Tambien

Author: Chained in Bizwarcho basement: 23.May.2000  ::