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tenzwarth | |||
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| Joined: | 23.May.2000 | |||
| Jeopardy Score: | -$32,000 | |||
| Sex: | again? | |||
| Hair Colour: | Light Brown | |||
| Handed: | left | |||
| Favourite Colour: | red | |||
| Big Toe width: | 36mm | |||
| Contact: | contact tenzwarth | |||
Animal you associate yourself with most:
Seabass, because I'm ill tempered and almost as useful as a shark with a freaking lazer beam on my head.
If you could be any colour what would you be?
A highly intelligent shade of blue.
Other information:
Dispite the distored image, I have more than one tooth in my mouth, however I am still prone to waving glasses in people's faces.
Statistics:
26287 total words
18 original articles
11 posted articles
52% of the site-articles by tenzwarth
Articles you can blame tenzwarth for:
- An Authentication System in a Nutshell [1426 words]
- Geek Test [26 words]
- Millennium Problems [1256 words]
- Tenzwarth's Alcomahol Guide [3106 words]
- Video Codes [287 words]
- So Long and Thanks for All the Fish [414 words]
- The 2nd message from the 3rd world for the 1st time. [295 words]
- Choosing a LCD monitor [974 words]
- Factoids [2748 words]
- That time I hacked a computer with a teaspoon [836 words]
- The Beginning of the End? [2561 words]
- Dentists: Upgrade your image! [1879 words]
- Which Windows runs games best? [136 words]
- Deftly state how useful something is [1231 words]
- High Rate of Collisions on 100-MB Networks [141 words]
- A Red Dwarf Movie? [650 words]
- Scoring Guide to hotornot.com [769 words]
- Batteries 101 [468 words]
- Rich has no Brain! [523 words]
Articles tenzwarth thought he should inflict you with:
- Amazingly Simple Home Remedies [164 words]
- News Release: Teacher Arrested!! [170 words]
- 35 Tips to Keep You Safe While Typing [785 words]
- Witty Signs [191 words]
- Massage [106 words]
- Axis of Evil [437 words]
- A Matter of Taste [1113 words]
- A Rhose, by Any Other Name [998 words]
- Andy Rooney has the last word [335 words]
- Internet Privacy Forms Available [353 words]
- Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network [1909 words]
Movie Review(s):
- 13th Floor, The
- 13th Warrior, The
- 2 Fast 2 Furious
- 24 Hours in London
- 3000 Miles to Graceland
- A Knight's Tale
- Along Came Polly
- Austin Powers in Goldmember
- Blade Runner (director's)
- Boat Trip
- Bowling for Columbine
- Bringing Down The House
- Bruce Almighty
- Bulletproof
- Bulletproof Monk
- Carlito's Way
- Casino
- Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
- Circus
- Club Dread
- Conan the Barbarian
- Conan the Destroyer
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Core, The
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
- Daredevil
- Die Another Day
- Dude, Where's my car?
- Emperor's New Groove, The
- Fight Club
- Finding Nemo
- Foolproof
- Foul Play
- Hamburger Hill
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- Ice Age
- Identity
- Italian Job, The
- Kill Bill: Volume I
- Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
- Last Samurai, The
- Limey, The
- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
- Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
- Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
- Love Actually
- Matchstick Men
- Matrix Reloaded, The
- Matrix Revolutions, The
- Matrix, The
- Me, Myself, I
- Meet the Fockers
- Men in Black II
- Narc
- Office Space
- Once Upon a Time in Mexico
- Paycheck
- Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
- Princess Bride, The
- Raising Victor Vargas
- Robbie the Reindeer in Hooves of Fire
- Roger Dodger
- Rounders
- S.W.A.T
- Saved
- Scarface
- Scorpion King, The
- Serendipity
- Shanghai Knights
- Shape of Things, The
- Shrek 2
- Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
- Spaceballs
- Star Trek: Nemesis
- Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
- Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
- Suicide Kings
- Super Troopers
- Swordfish
- Terminator 3
- Treasure Planet
- Troy
- Undercover Brother
- Underworld
- Une Liaison pornographique
- Van Helsing
- View From the Top
- Wasabi
- We Were Soldiers
- Whole Nine Yards, The
- Whole Ten Yards, The
- X-Men
- X2: X-Men United
- XXX
- Y Tu Mama Tambien

